mezzosexual:

Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

letshearitforthisclown:

dickwarmer:

letshearitforthisclown:

goku is the least sexual being alive

I see your goku and raise you Wallas from wallas and grommit

wallas? fucking wallas?

sharklort:

flowerlist:

rosh hashanah, Jewish new year, coincides with a tuesday this year too!!

the year of the Tuesday

limitedtimeoffer:

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

punchymemeboi:

twopinkcarnations:

Person: How is your New Year so far?!

Me:

pumpkinspicednp:

sketchfilledpaper:

sketchfilledpaper:

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost